New blog, old topics. Posting on our old blog was a *huge* mistake. Why did I not anticipate that calling someone a bourbon-swilling-sue-grafton-reading-chain-smoking whore might cause some problems on the home front? Oops. DH, who will be called here Monkeyman was LIVID. It might have been the worst three days in my life. No, not really. But it was bad. So here I am, in a new blog, totally anonymous (except for my internet friends who don't really know me anyways) and free to say whatever I want about parenthood, marriage, and all the rest that is sloppy and is life.