Monkeyboy and I went swimming at a friend's house on Saturday. We had fun. Before we left I asked him, "Do you have to go to the potty?" and he said, "No thank you" (standard response). So we loaded up in the car and headed out. We were JUST about to get on the freeway and he says, "I have to go bathroom."
Okay, I might have gotten annoyed by this. I ASKED him. He said NO THANKS. So I might have said a few choice words under my breath. I mean, we needed to get home to have our nap, he was tired, there was going to be traffic......
We turned around and went back to our friends' house where he peed like a racehorse for like 5 minutes. Straight. We loaded back up into the car, and headed back to the freeway. At the EXACT spot where he first announced his need to pee he said, "Mommy, what you say when I say I had to go bathroom?" and I said, "Um.....I said 'Okay', didn't I?" and he said, "No, you say 'Oh fuck.'"
No more swear words. I swear.